2016 Election Issue
Its everyones democratic and civic duty to vote on Nov. 8, and this years ballot is an important one. This issue includes stories on Oklahomas multiple state questions, the Libertarian party, races to watch, our roundup of uncommon candidates and more. It also features the League of Women Voters of Oklahomas 2016 Voters Guide. The election doesnt have to be scary. Oklahoma Gazette helps you navigate the many elections and issues.
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2016 Election: Oklahoma ballot questions explained 2016 Election: The Libertarian Party returns to Oklahomas ballot after a 16-year absence 2016 Election: Metro races to watch 2016 Election: Uncommon contenders for state Legislature include millennials, educators, transgender woman 2016 Election: Joe Exotics White House run just the beginning of his political aspirations, even if he's not on the ballot in Oklahoma 2016 Election: As Election Day approaches, many seek help navigating flack attacks Letters to the Editor: Oct. 26, 2016
Almost a year ago, Joe Maldonado was lying in bed when he decided to run for president of the United States.
I wondered, What does it take for a politician to listen to a normal person without filling their pockets with donation money? he said. If you dont like whats going on, change it.
The next day, he filled out the paperwork necessary to run for president.
Better known by his stage name, Joe Exotic is the president of The Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park and a country music singer. He is also on the ballot, running for president against Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton just not in Oklahoma.
They require so many signatures from an Independent its physically impossible to get on the ballot, he said. If they really wanted to make it fair, theyd change the Constitution.
Maldonado is hoping for write-in votes in most states Arkansas, Hawaii, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nevada, New Mexico, Oklahoma, South Carolina and South Dakota do not allow write-ins but hes on the official ballot in Colorado.
All it takes in Colorado is 11 electors and you pay a $1,000 fee, he said. So what if 1,200 people sign up to run for president? If 1,200 dumbasses pay $1,000, why not collect that money?
Some do it just to say they were on the ballot for president, Maldonado said, but hes been going all over the country trying to raise support for his candidacy.
Last WeekHowever successful his stumping efforts have been, arguably the biggest boost to Maldonados campaign came when some of his videos were featured Oct. 16 on HBOs Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
Even though John Olivers thing was kind of a comedy, he did a good job, he said. Ive got some real solutions, but people wont give me the time of day.
The national spotlight shone on him during a segment on third party candidates is getting new people to pay attention to his policy suggestions.
Who cares who kissed who or gave who a blow job in the Oval Office? Maldonado said. Lets fix this country.
He said he wont hide from who he is. Hes openly gay, married, used drugs in his youth, has had kinky sex and is broke as shit, according to one of the videos he posted about running for president.
On my video message, the first one after signing up, I put it all out there, every skeleton I had in my closet, he said. Im not ashamed of anything Ive ever done. Thats what made me who I am today. Politicians who have never tried drugs wont be able to stop Americas drug problem because they dont know how that world operates.Hes anti-welfare and said its too easy to stay on unemployment.
Nobody wants to work, he said. This country has lost all sight of being responsible. Last week, I just got back from Belize. I wanted to see a third-world country, how it operated, how they live.
Non-citizens in Belize pay a monthly fee to the government to live there, which Maldonado would like to see implemented in the U.S.
Why should we pay everybody elses way? he asked. Our politicians are out of touch. Where does Donald Trump think we can throw 10 million working people out of the country? I say we charge them and use the money to reform Medicare. Let everybody have free insurance instead of the worthless crap we have now.
Long oddsDo I have a shot of winning? Hell no, he said. Im not an idiot. But theyre going to hear me.
Once the presidential election is over, Maldonado said he will run against U.S. Rep. Tom Cole (R-Moore).
Im not going to quit until politicians listen to some real solutions, he said.
Among those ideas are revoking nonprofit status for every organization except for life-saving hospitals.
Though hes a professed animal lover, Maldonado said animal rights organizations are still the U.S. No. 1 domestic terrorists, but they still receive tax breaks.
Theyre all putting campaign money into politicians pockets, he said.
The same is true for religious organizations.
Nobody needs to sit in a $10 million nonprofit church to talk to god, he said.
Print Headline: Tiger campaign, Joe Exotics White House run is just the beginning of his political aspirations.