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7 TSA-banned items Wayne Coyne has yet to take through airport security (we think)

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1. Reebok Super Smash Kashmir Willow cricket bat

2. Krylon Brushed Metallic Indoor Satin spray paint can (caramel latte color, 11 oz.)

3. Dragon Nunchucks ("The Choice of Better Ninjas Everywhere," with handsome dragon inlay design and ball bearing swivel, 30 inches)

4. Black Cat Gatlin' Pack roman candles (18 inches, eight per pack)

5. Miller Manufacturing Hot-Shot cattle prod (13.5 inches)

6. Orion High-Performance Alerter Basic-4 Signal Kit flare gun (12-gauge)

7. Red Ryder air rifle (carbine action, 200-shot range model)

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