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Just ask police in Edmond. In the largest LSD bust in the city’s history, authorities last week arrested an 18-year-old man reportedly carrying 1,041 doses of acid.

To help put that in perspective, the seizure of 1,041 doses of LSD roughly equals: —40, 601 instances of dry mouth and jitteriness, —13,462 sudden epiphanies about the meaning of it all,
—2,001 cases of inexplicable sobbing, and —1,022 fervent discussions of
the Tame Impala album, “Innerspeaker.”

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