The subgenre of lazy-day laffers used to be standard-issue Tinseltown fare, as three new, made-on-demand releases from Warner Archive show.
From 1964, Advance to the Rear is a Civil War comedy starring the legendary Glenn Ford (Superman: The Movie) as Jared Heath, captain to a Union army of misfits who get in trouble for retreating they play CYA by calling it attacking in a new direction" and moved west to where they can't "contaminate rest of the army."
What a wacky group it is! One's an arsonist who likes "the way people come running and screaming out of the burning buildings" (thats pleasantly dark for a mainstream comedy), another enjoys dislocating the backs of his enemies, and yet another makes a hobby of blowing up latrines (a full 37 years before such a thing became de rigueur for the Jackass crew).
Like a hornier "F Troop" thats colorful despite being in black and white, it relies upon a lot of cartoon sound effects of the "boing!" variety to hammer home its jokes, particularly appropriately, understandably, perfectly whenever Stella Stevens is onscreen, vacuum-packed into her whore character's corsets. Or is she a Confederate spy? With boobs like those, who cares? (Forgive the bluntness, but that's what Ford says in so many words. In fact, the sheer amount of double entendres is surprising, even one thats right there in the title.)
Ford also starred in 1957s Don't Go Near the Water, a World War II-set comedy in which he graduates to lieutenant status and is stationed on a South Pacific island. He and his Navy boys never see combat, because theyre in charge of the macho duty of public relations. Theres a morale problem among them: no women. (Im guessing Bob Hope stole this idea for 1968s eerily similar The Private Navy of Sgt. OFarrell.)
Not as much fun as Rear, the best thing that Water has going for it is an elaborate slapstick sequence set on a construction site, presaging one audiences would see repeated in 1986s "The Money Pit, but with Tom Hanks. Honey West herself, Anne Francis, provides some much-needed va-va-voom.
Finally, theres The Honeymoon Machine, an early vehicle for the ultra-cool icon Steve McQueen. Ironically, hes the only thing that makes the piece of 1961 fluff worth seeing, although hes quite out of his element, and appears genuinely uncomfortable with the material. Lets face it: Feather-light comedy was not his strong suit.
As Lt. Howard, he has the big idea of using their ships new highfalutin computer to predict, say, the point at which a roulette wheels might pay out big. Risking their rank, he, goofy hick Lt. Gilliam (Jack Mullaney, South Pacific) and the lanky computer scientist (Jim Hutton, TVs Ellery Queen) take time off at a nearby Venice hotel and casino to try it out.
What they dont count on is wait for it love!
Its predictable and corny, making it nonchallenging comfort viewing. Its not great, but it beats most of what passes for todays rom-coms. Rod Lott