The following projects would be excellent ways for you to spend your time in the coming weeks:
Attend a fantasy camp where you learn rodeo tricks. (They might come in handy during committee meetings and collaborative efforts in the next six months.) Teach a worthy candidate the intricacies of licking your nuzzle spots. (It no longer makes sense to expect people to read your mind). Scratch an itch that has been subliminally bugging you. (Unless of course you find some value in being subliminally bugged.) Solicit lively information from a devil's advocate, a sexy mother, and a world traveler. (You need exposure to people whose perspectives will pry open a couple of the closed areas of your mind).
