Here's a preview of the accomplishments I expect you to complete in the next four weeks. Number of karmic debts paid off and canceled:
Number of bad habits replaced with good habits: Number of holes blasted in your theory about why you can't do more of what you love to do: 300.
Number of "necessities" lost that turn out not to be necessities:
Number of psychic wounds successfully medicated: Number of confusing messes that evolve into interesting opportunities: Number of romantic obstructions eliminated: 1 and a half.