How cute is the documentary "Babies"? I lactated.

OK, I'm joking. However, I'll admit to it firing up a spark in the paternal-instinct pouch buried deep within my cold heart. Ranging in age from 12 to 5, the three kids I currently own are plenty, but seeing the cuddly, chubby cheeked newborns onscreen moved me enough to feel that emotion I'll label as "I miss having a baby's head around the house to smell."

Then there were sequences of crying "? banshee wailing, to be more accurate "? and I was over it.

For the French-born "Babies" "? or "B

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