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'Blown Away,' indeed



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Rather than a quick peck, however, he demanded “lip to lip.”

She obliged. Now that the American Idol winner
and country superstar is returning home for a Thursday concert at
Chesapeake Arena, Chicken-Fried News suspects that throngs of metro boys are now
shaving their wispy-thin mustaches and working on signs in hopes of
losing their virginity.

Good luck, kids!

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