"As far as I know restaurant menus in Oklahoma are not determined by the state government. I'm pretty sure they never were. I suppose the notion of the 'vegetable of the day' in Oklahoma is pretty funny. Ha, ha, ha. Kind of like a good hamburger in India."

"comedian Jim Gaffigan, in the book "You're a Horrible Person, but I Like You: The Believer Book of Advice"

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