"This is great news. Just because something doesn't exist doesn't mean you shouldn't ban it. That's why I have long fought for ballot measures to ban cat pilots, baby curling and man-futon marriage. Besides, you can't be too careful, because there are 15,000 Muslims in Oklahoma, a full four-tenths of 1 percent of their population. Now, sure, Oklahoma has a larger population of cows, but I say we keep an eye on them, too "¦ just in case any of them are practicing 'moo-slims.'"
"Stephen Colbert, on the passage of State Question 755, which makes Oklahoma the first state to ban Shariah law, on the Nov. 3 episode of "The Colbert Report"