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Chicken-Fried News: Crank 3, anyone?


(Madeline Hancock)
  • Madeline Hancock

Remember the movie Crank, in which Jason Statham becomes an adrenaline junkie in order to save his life? (Like Keanu Reeves and that bus in Speed, but instead of public transport, it’s Statham’s heart. And lots of uppers.)

Remember the second Crank movie, Crank: High Voltage?

It’s okay. We don’t either.

Anyway, it looks like a 25-year-old Tulsa man tried to create his own Crank sequel.

According to, Tulsa police arrested a man in possession of “methamphetamine, eight guns and $6,000 in cash in his home.”

The man could face conspiracy charges — because what exactly did he really think he was going to do with all that crap? — as well as charges for drug trafficking and possession of a firearm while committing a felony.

Cops also found a bunch of body armor.

All that guy needed was a camera crew, a leading lady and some extras — well, that and fake stunt guns instead of real ones.

Dude could’ve been famous.

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