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Chicken-Fried News: Drink or drive or shoot


(Madeline Hancock)
  • Madeline Hancock

Drunk, driving and shooting a gun.

It sounds like the lyrics to a country song, but that’s just what David Wall does to celebrate America’s birthday. According to, the police were called about a man “driving recklessly and shooting off a gun.” By the time the police arrived, Wall had crashed his car into a tree. Witnesses reported gunshots from inside the vehicle after it collided with said timber. He was likely showing it who’s in charge. (It is.)

While talking to the deputy, Wall reportedly reeked of alcohol and admitted to shooting at several trees on the property, the news report showed.

A breathalyzer test determined that Wall was about twice over the legal limit.

We’re not one to get all judgmental about how you celebrate your day of freedom. Next time, though, maybe it would be best to choose drinking or driving or shooting. Talk about making an “unforgettable evening.”

Somehow, we don’t think this is quite what he had in mind.

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