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Chicken-Fried News: Gesundheit!



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It’s a well-known fact that it’s cold and flu season. Health professionals around Oklahoma are urging people to wash their hands and load up on cold and flu medicines, just in case.

At the Chicken-Fried News desk, we agree it’s simple and easy advice. Sadly, not everyone listens, and that includes a reckless driver in northeast Oklahoma. reported a driver led Osage Nation police on a high-speed chase this month.

The pursuit took law enforcement through an Osage County neighborhood before the perpetrator decided to make it a foot pursuit. This criminal forgot one key factor: Germs and pollen can infiltrate the nose lining at any time.

That’s what happened as officers surrounded the sneezer and made the arrest.


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