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Chicken-Fried News: Naked sprint


(Madeline Hancock)
  • Madeline Hancock

Police arrested a 24-year-old man for allegedly breaking into several mobile homes — while drunk and naked —  on the southeast side of OKC. The man also tried to run through walls and doors in an attempt to get away from the cops.

While one might be inclined to ridicule the man, let’s stop for a second to consider how the man got to this point in his life.

1. He dropped out of school and started doing drugs?

2. He is homeless, was drunk on hairspray and thought he was invisible?

3. He dropped out of school, started doing drugs, got drunk on hairspray, thought he was in god mode and realized while he was in jail with no bond that his life is not a video game?

Regardless, the point is to stay in school and just say no to drugs.

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