Here at Chicken-Fried News, we always pay for our delicious Girl Scout cookies with money to our knowledge, thats the only form of trade the green-vested sales sprites accept.
Theyre not really into bartering it just doesnt make for very successful fundraising.
Regardless, one man tried it anyway. Jerry Swanson, 45, recently approached troopmembers selling boxed treats in Shops at Ardmore (formerly Mountain View Mall) at 12th Street and Commerce Avenue.
Instead of cash, he offered hooch. Instead of cookies, the offer got Swanson arrested.
KXII News 12 reported that Ardmore Police Capt. Keith Ingle said Swanson smelled of alcohol and appeared intoxicated when police arrested him.
He didnt have anything to say about it, he didnt even know what they were talking about, Ingle told KXII. He was unsteady on his feet and basically had to place him in the police car and barely able to walk.