Just in case anyone actually believed the official-looking email claiming to be from former University of Oklahoma and Dallas Cowboys football coach Barry Switzer:
No, hes not stranded in Kiev, Ukraine.
No, the college football national championship and Super Bowl winning coach wasnt at a very urgent coaching camp. (Though we all agree that a cloak-and-dagger wishbone offense sesh is totally plausible.)
And, no, he doesnt need or want your money, because no, he wasnt mugged of his cash, credit cards and phone.
And possibly the biggest relief for all of us he also doesnt spell program as programme.
National media outlets recently reported on the phishing scam after Yahoo Sports columnist Dan Wetzel received the Nigerian Prince-like email and checked its veracity.
Switzer cleared up everything with a Tweet sent from Norman using his trademark humor: Back from the Ukraine! Vald and I were riding our horses through a village! One of villagers shouted Go Big Red! We both turned and waved!
They probably yelled, Howdy! at that villager, too.