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At Chicken-Fried News, we wonder if Howard Payton told police not to get their panties in a wad when he was confronted by law enforcement in early June.

After all, isn’t that the response of fraternity guys who get caught during a panty raid in a women’s dorm?

Well, according to KOCO.com, Payton’s raid turned out to be anything but a college prank.

Oklahoma City University police approached 37-year-old Payton after watching video footage of a man stealing clothing items from a dorm laundry room. Those items turned out to be ladies’ undergarments.

When asked why he stole the undies, Payton told police they were for his girlfriend and he was doing “something stupid.”

Police said Payton visited the laundry room twice in two days. During the second visit, he stuffed panties found in the dryer down his pants.

The TV station reported Payton was arrested on two counts of petty larceny.

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