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Chicken-Fried News: There is no God ... curriculum



Now that the Supreme Court is in his pocket, Hobby Lobby president Steve Green is coming after your children! JK!

Though Green has been behind a push to get Mustang schools to teach a Bible curriculum, the school ultimately rejected the class, simply stating that “the topic of a Bible course in the Mustang school district is no longer a discussion item nor is there a plan to provide such a course in the foreseeable future,” said Mustang superintendent Sean McDaniel in an email sent to the Freedom from Religion Foundation and Americans United for Separation of Church and State, and quoted in the Washington Post.

The curriculum’s author, Jerry Pattengale, said he’s undaunted in his mission and “remains committed to providing an elective high school Bible curriculum and continues work on an innovative, high-tech course that will provide students and teachers with a scholarly overview of the Bible’s history, narrative and impact,” he told the Washington Post.

While pagans and liberals rejoiced at the news, we imagine the Green family was a bit disappointed but cured their blues by swimming Scrooge McDuck-like in a skyscraper-safe full of money and historical bible artifacts.

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