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Pastors across Oklahoma can now breathe a sigh of relief knowing they can’t be forced to perform same-sex weddings, thanks to a new law that gives Oklahoma churches a right they already have.

Apparently, you can never be too fastidious when it comes to protecting our civil liberty, so our government intervened to pass another law.

“I am proud to join our Legislature in taking a strong stand in defense of religious liberty and the freedoms awarded to all American citizens by the U.S. Constitution,” said Gov. Mary Fallin in a media statement.

No longer do we have to worry that a same-sex couple will ask someone who shuns the sanctity of their relationship to officiate anything on the most important day of their life.

Because, logically, that would be a total disaster ... for a pastor.

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