The Oklahoma country star has a life better than you. Yes, you. And you, and you, and you. And you, too, over there, hiding behind that desk!
Keiths PR agency issued a press release last week to cement his awesomeness, making note that:
his Red Solo Cup T-shirts sold out within a few hours of their debut on Keiths website;
Cup is the free track of the week on Tap Tap Revenge, the
best-selling music game app in the history of ever;
he is currently up
for three count em, minions, three! Academy of Country Music
his restaurant chain, Toby Keiths I Love This Bar & Grill,
is nominated for Nightclub of the Year in Minneapolis; Country Weekly
magazine recently wrote about him under the headline Everybody Loves
oh, yeah, his Wild Shot mezcal is garnering rave reviews.
cultural phenomenon that is Toby Keiths Red Solo Cup continues to
prove that when the cup reigns, it pours, the release stated. As if 11
million video views, a top 10 single, No. 1 download and album, a
Glee cover and more arent enough, RSC is in demand on apps and on
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, common man! If you can afford a pipe, that is.