Having discovered I can read the minds of animals, I've started a new sideline as a ghostwriter. Here's an excerpt from an interview I did with Prestige, a potbellied pig born under the sign of Gemini.
*Brezsny:* What do you like best about being a potbellied pig?
*Prestige:* I'm greedy but cute. I get to eat like a pig, yet not be victimized by the negative judgments people usually project onto pigs.
*Brezsny:* Is there anything you're worried about?
*Prestige:* I need to make my caretaker understand that for the next few weeks we Geminis will need more than the usual amounts of food, love, presents, praise, attention, everything.
*Brezsny:* Anything you'd like to say to my Gemini readers?
*Prestige:* Don't let anybody make you feel guilty for wanting what you want.