They recently sent out a list of gift suggestions, and amid the Devo- and My Chemical Romance-branded items are several offerings from Oklahoma Citys own Flaming Lips.
Because when Chicken-Fried News thinks birth of the Christ child, we think Silver Trembling Fetus Ornament. For $30, this silver pewter shiny little prebundle of pure joy measures 3 inches and is back by popular demand! For a more festive fetus, you can plunk down $150 for Gummy Song Fetus, which, of course, is a large, gummy bear-style candy in the shape of said fetus. Eat your way to musical bliss, because the cranium contains three exclusive Lips tracks on a USB drive.
Twenty bucks can put a 12-month calendar under your tree. A calendar, Wayne Coyne? How sooo 1984. And fetus-free.