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Greyson Chance isn't the only Edmond middle-schooler getting some press. A 14-year-old Cimarron Middle School boy was arrested last week after he allegedly told a teacher he was going to kill the class, according to KWTV News 9.

Whoa, there's no need to start threatening people. Everyone gets a chance at prepubescent stardom. (And trust us, you don't want to go down the route of anger at being overlooked. Those were some dark days when The Kazoonatics beat us at the Mid-American Kazoo Championship.)

Anyway, the un-named Edmond kid was found with five knives and a set of brass knuckles. Brass knuckles! I know, we thought of the moving scene in "Newsies" where the scabs beat up the striking newsies, too!

Hey, kids, put down the brass knuckles and pick up the brass trombone (see what we did there), and maybe some day you'll be a star!

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