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It’s a bird, it’s a ‘swinging’ UFO ...



We’re not sure if it was an epic party or what, but the craft (literally) hung around all night, apparently, just, you know, blinking its colored lights “and swinging back and forth.” Might it have been hanging from an extra-long cosmic string, like in an Ed Wood movie?

Even aliens couldn’t find anything else fun to do outside of Norman. Or perhaps they were held up by a longer-than-usual probe experiment. Hey, probe experiment. Hey, aliens! Show up at the Gazette Halloween Parade on Saturday.

No promises on probes, but it’ll be fun.

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