I really cant believe Im on the cover of The World Almanac for Kids! Just two years ago, I was an everyday kid from Oklahoma, and its an honor to be here now especially in the company of such amazing other young people! said Chance in a statement that CFN bets dollars to doughnuts (whatever that means) was crafted, rewritten and approved by a gaggle of PR flacks.
We also regret we couldnt use this as a pick-up line in middle school: Yo, pretty girl, you know that book of geography and facts and all that bidness? Check it, thats me. Wanna go get a Jolt at Pops? My sister will drive us.