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Lumpy's Sports Bar and Grill



At Lumpy’s, owner Chris Cochrane and business partner Richard Phillips are the first to say that its food is just as important as the drinks made behind the bar.

In their attempt to emphasize the food, Cochrane and Phillips focus on high-quality ingredients. Put the tie away; this is not high-end dining. You don’t need to make reservations and it’s perfectly acceptable to start the meal with an ice-cold beer. Kick back and enjoy the lively atmosphere while you wait for the meal.

menu isn’t surprising for a sports grill. Try its theta burger ($7.95)
that comes with theta sauce and shredded Cheddar cheese. Or opt for the
jalapeño cheeseburger ($7.95) or its blue cheeseburger ($8.95), made
with real blue cheese crumbles. Try its big pretzel ($3.25), which is
presented with mustard or queso.

right Sheila Bixler

My guest and I checked out the appetizers and discovered
chicken bites ($5.95) or chicken wings ($7.95), complete with a choice
of sauces including Buffalo, teriyaki jalapeño or a raspberry-chipotle
sauce with ranch dressing and pieces of celery. Among the many other
appetizers featured are fried green beans and okra.

opted for fried mushrooms ($3.95) and a basket of onion rings ($3.95),
which were perfectly fried. Those deep-fried mushrooms were silky inside
and perfectly done with a crisp batter.

always offers specials, and one was its salmon ($7.34) that arrived
with a nicely textured vegetable medley, cooked well instead of melting
into mush.

My choice was the grilled hand-cut rib-eye ($18.37), which came with a house salad, “homey” fries and vegetables.

done for hearty appetites here, are black Angus beef, prepared simply
with salt and pepper and not broiled in butter, an unpleasant practice
at many high-dollar steakhouses these days.

can eat steak without potatoes? The Lumpy’s version done with large
wedges is quite nice, and the portion was enough for two. Although I
prefer something a bit crispier, somehow they disappeared.

dessert, we had the Homerun: a chocolate brownie ($3.95) with vanilla
ice cream, and the entire affair was drizzled with chocolate sauce. The
Homerun is the only dessert that Lumpy’s offers, but it’s the only one
really needed.

Take note that Lumpy’s is cigar- and cigarette-friendly, but there’s a patio when you need some fresh air.

Gazette’s restaurant review policy is to highlight the positive
aspects, and include constructive criticism regarding food, ambience or
service when appropriate.

Photo by Shannon Cornman

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