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According to The Smoking Gun website, 72-year-old neighbor Elmer Morrison repeatedly was threatened by an angry, pocketknife-wielding Brown after he allegedly spilled the beans about Brown’s alleged sexual encounters with her cat.

He denies the allegations of letting the cat out of the bag, but that has not dissuaded the furious feline-lover from wanting him to die, according to police reports.

“Everyone knows,” said Brown. “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”

She was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, reported the Gawker website, and her bail was set at $5,000.

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