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CFN realizes that it's December, and the Lingerie Football League leaving was oh-so November. And while the robotic, "Stepford"-esque underwear video is all the rage this month, we still need to mention that Reason.tv bestowed the November Nanny of the Month honor to Oklahoma City Mayor Mick Cornett.

"The LFL reversed plans to add a franchise in Oklahoma City when the mayor promised to sack the league's attempt to lease city-owned venues, which have traditionally featured more wholesome entertainment like the Thunder Girls, UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) and satanic rituals," reported Reason.tv, which is part of the Reason Foundation that publishes the libertarian Reason Magazine.

The show was referencing OKC allowing a satanist to rent the Civic Center to host a so-called "blasphemy ritual." ¡Feliz Navidad!

Stay tuned, sports fans. Reason.tv will announce the Nanny of the Year later this month. Fingers crossed!

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