A 30-year-old Newcastle woman was arrested in Norman after a tampon machine (!) was reported burglarized on the University of Oklahoma campus, according to The Norman Transcript.
The woman, Alisa Mae Snow, was arrested on complaints of second-degree burglary, concealing stolen property and possession of burglary tools.
Snow was arrested with more that $18 in quarters, more than a dozen tampons and nine maxi pads, according to the story. She was found with a bag containing two screwdrivers, a chisel and a pry bar.
Bucky, the Chicken-Fried News intern, is wondering what the "maxi-mum" sentence might be.