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Oklahoma man allegedly brandishes pork chop as a weapon



Not even two full days into the new year, and we had our first report of a man being stabbed with a pork chop bone for 2008.


According to an Associated Press report, a food fight turned quite literal in Ardmore when one man allegedly took the skeletal remains of an assumably delicious piece of pig flesh and pierced the neck of another. Who knew the other white meat could be used thataway?


The report stated that the victim was found "covered in blood" outside a local business, and 38-year-old Tony Willis was arrested on suspicion of committing the crime. The most unusual weapon was discovered in a search of the perp.


Luckily, the victim was released from the hospital after treatment. No word whether applesauce or scalloped potatoes were involved.

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