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Anderson claimed he met a homosexual demon who wanted to buy drugs from him and got a little frisky with him before his outburst.

During his tantrum, Anderson allegedly kicked down his front door, threw furniture outside while yelling at police officers, broke windows and challenged officers to a fistfight. He also poured soap and salt all over himself and started a fire while trying to “cook the Bible,” according to KOKH.

Officers
told KOKH that once Anderson settled down, he admitted that he possibly
might need to be on medication. You know, maybe.

Has anyone seen our bath salts?

They’ve gone missing.

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