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Slippery when wet



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Neighborhood pools filled with kids splashing and swimming!

Creepy older guys masturbating! Granted, the final image doesn’t exactly fit, but different strokes for different folks, as they say. At any rate, it’s allegedly how Lee Bourn celebrates hot fun in the summertime.

Police arrested the Oklahoma City man July 9 after he evidently had been spotted two days earlier making himself happy while watching young girls at the pool of his apartment complex near N.W. 122nd Street and N. Pennsylvania Avenue. Bourn, a registered sex offender, also wound up booked for assault and battery on the arresting officer.

CFN has seen lots of pool rules in its day, but that’s one bit of mischief we bet no one felt needed to be explicitly prohibited.

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