Come to think of it, there should a ban on vampire comedies, too. Wasn't the last good one in, like, 1979?
One online review of "Suck" I saw simply read as follows: "And it does." I'll be less glib: It's by no means incompetent "? it's just not funny. It has one good sight gag, where the lead vamp slurps up blood through a straw she's stabbed in a convenience store customer's neck.
The beautiful bloodsucker in question is Jennifer (Jessica Par