reports that Kevin Durant recently put his 5,910 square-foot Seattle
home for sale; asking price $2.7 million. In case youre curious, the
CFN math department informs us that that sale would fetch 29,463 pairs
of Durants most recent basketball shoes, the Nike Zoom KD IV.
is of course elated to hear that KD officially cut his last tie to
Seattle, where he played his first season of pro hoops for the
Supersonics, may they rest in peace. Maybe they can take the Mercer
Island home and turn it into a monument to what couldve been.