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TAURUS (April 20-May 20):



"Dear Rob Brezsny: I am Chandra Gupti, born May 16, 1979 in New Delhi. Right now I am not well settled due to searing problems and swampy hurt. Day by day my position goes down lower and darker, with no lantern or rope ladder. So please tell me how long this foolish suffering period will further corrode my hope. Give me at least a thousand answers that will heal every test and trial as soon as possible. I will lie in bed until you reply. Thank you. - Unraveled Taurus."

Dear Unraveled Taurus: I love you with all my heart and soul and mind. I have adored you since the beginning of time and will worship your gorgeous genius until eternity changes into infinity.

Dear All the Other Tauruses in the World: Everything I just told Unraveled Taurus I now say to you as well.

(P.S. A divine tinkerer will offer you a lantern and rope ladder within ten days. Hold on.)

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