To Delete » Archives - News of the Weird

The New District of Calamity

by

comment

For years, News of the Weird has touted the magnificently dysfunctional municipal government of Washington, D.C., as the "District of Calamity," but improvements have been made, and the nation's capital has been overtaken by the disaster that is Detroit.

A Detroit News investigation revealed in June that the police department has routinely downgraded obvious "murder" cases, to make the city seem less unsafe.

A Detroit Public Schools auditor reported in June that the system has been issuing regular paychecks to 257 nonexistent employees.

City Councilwoman Monica Conyers, the wife of a U.S. congressman, pleaded guilty in June to accepting a cash bribe for a council vote.

A May Detroit Free Press survey revealed that the population of three large Detroit jails has mysteriously declined, which it suggested was because police have simply stopped investigating certain crimes.

Speaking of News

Latest in Archives - News of the Weird

Add a comment