The report rounds up each states No. 1s, from highest porn subscription rates (Utah) to highest corporate tax rate (New Hampshire) and even dumbest state (Maine, based on SAT scores).
How are our neighbors, you ask?
Arkansas had the lowest average credit score with 636. Texas had the lowest high school graduation rate at 78.3 percent.
New Mexico ranked most anti-social, Colorado ranked highest cocaine use per capita and Kansas had poorest health per capita.
Louisiana? Highest rate of gonorrhea infection. Protect yourself, people. From the looks of it, Oklahoma is OK!
See the full report by reporter Chris Miles at policymic.com.