You know, do it.
Thats according to a study conducted by the surprisingly statistics-friendly dating site SeekingArrangement.com. The pole found oh, excuse us, thats poll that Oklahoma City is the fourth most promiscuous city in the country. We hit this proud spot because 64 percent of wealthy men in town have seven or more sexual partners anally oops, make that annually.
stunning findings are right in line with Chicken-Fried News long-held
theory that the thicker the wallet, the easier the spread. We think
were onto something here.
on frackin, OKC, and perhaps we can screw ourselves to the top of next
years list. We have only Chicago (72 percent); Birmingham, Ala. (70
percent); and Las Vegas (68 percent) to mount.
we may pick up a dose of something on our way up, but hey, if our
sports teams fail us, weve gotta be No. 1 in something! (Or should that
be in somebodies? High-five, bro!)